Welcome to JavierOrtiz.com
Blogging about Television, Film, Music, Random News, Art & Photography.
I'm a writer / comedian / producer / voice over artist based in Los Angeles, CA.
Blogging about Television, Film, Music, Random News, Art & Photography.
I'm a writer / comedian / producer / voice over artist based in Los Angeles, CA.
— Robert A. Heinlein
These clowns predicted back in 1994 some technology by the name of “tablet”.. yea like that would ever take off! Nerds!
BETTER OFF DEAD OR WHY QUITTING THE MOVIE INDUSTRY WAS MY PATH TO SALVATION

My hero Bobcat Goldthwait always saying it as it is.. and if you haven’t seen his latest flick title God Bless America, then do yourself a favor and watch it because its really good..
Freddie Mercury to join Queen anniversary through hologram

Thanks hologram 2-Pac! Now this is going to be the new norm, isn’t? You know, if you were not lucky enough to see them alive the first time around well too bad, its called life.. There is plenty of video footage archived for future generations. But this whole hologram experience is another pathetic excuse to make money from poor losers with no life..
"By flipping a coin” and that’s how I solve life’s important questions.. and is working out great!"
— J Ortiz








