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CPR (Crazy Puerto Rican)

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    Welcome to JavierOrtiz.com
    Blogging about Television, Film, Music, Random News, Art & Photography.
    I'm a writer / comedian / producer / voice over artist based in Los Angeles, CA.

    "A human being should be able to change a diaper, plan an invasion, butcher a hog, conn a ship, design a building, write a sonnet, balance accounts, build a wall, set a bone, comfort the dying, take orders, give orders, cooperate, act alone, solve equations, analyze a new problem, pitch manure, program a computer, cook a tasty meal, fight efficiently, die gallantly. Specialization is for insects."

    — Robert A. Heinlein
    05.30.12

    These clowns predicted back in 1994 some technology by the name of “tablet”.. yea like that would ever take off! Nerds!

    05.29.12
    Birthday Blood.. (Taken with instagram)

    Birthday Blood.. (Taken with instagram)

    05.27.12

    (via levelfivelaserlotus)

    levelfivelaserlotus   43 ♥ 05.20.12
    Taken with instagram

    Taken with instagram

    05.20.12
    More reservoir (Taken with instagram)

    More reservoir (Taken with instagram)

    05.20.12
    More eclipse.. (Taken with instagram)

    More eclipse.. (Taken with instagram)

    05.20.12
    Eclipse from my balcony (Taken with instagram)

    Eclipse from my balcony (Taken with instagram)

    05.20.12
    Taken with instagram

    Taken with instagram

    05.19.12
    Dancing like no one is watching (Taken with instagram)

    Dancing like no one is watching (Taken with instagram)

    05.19.12
    Taken with instagram

    Taken with instagram

    05.19.12

    BETTER OFF DEAD OR WHY QUITTING THE MOVIE INDUSTRY WAS MY PATH TO SALVATION

    My hero Bobcat Goldthwait always saying it as it is.. and if you haven’t seen his latest flick title God Bless America, then do yourself a favor and watch it because its really good..

    05.15.12

    Freddie Mercury to join Queen anniversary through hologram

    Thanks hologram 2-Pac! Now this is going to be the new norm, isn’t? You know, if you were not lucky enough to see them alive the first time around well too bad, its called life.. There is plenty of video footage archived for future generations. But this whole hologram experience is another pathetic excuse to make money from poor losers with no life..

    05.15.12

    "By flipping a coin” and that’s how I solve life’s important questions.. and is working out great!"

    — J Ortiz
    05.14.12
    Let there be light.. (Taken with instagram)

    Let there be light.. (Taken with instagram)

    05.14.12
     
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