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CPR (Crazy Puerto Rican)

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    Welcome to JavierOrtiz.com
    Blogging about Television, Film, Music, Random News, Art & Photography.
    I'm a writer / comedian / producer / voice over artist based in Los Angeles, CA.

    I had the opportunity of witnessing tonight another piece of cinema history in the making: HOBO WITH A SHOTGUN! It was so fun to watch, if you have a strong stomach, then I highly recommend it!

    04.28.11

    White House releases Obama birth certificate

    After almost 3 years and they finally release this? For some reason I’m still disappointed, maybe I was expecting it to be more overly dramatic. Now I hope Donald Trump show his certificate, or at least a receipt from his wig. 

    04.27.11

    "Sometimes we need to stop and let our minds figure out the answers we seek. Only ourselves know what are those things are, not a relative or best friend, leave them for support not for making our decisions."

    04.24.11

    20 Years Later…

    Random fact: 20 years ago today Nirvana’s “Smell Like Teen Spirit” was performed live for the first time. Even more random is that the song is a disguised rip-off from Boston’s “More Than a Feeling”, or at least that’s what Cobain used to joke about..

    04.16.11
    03.15.11

    America Is Not Broke

    Michael Moore has written an impressive article about the state of our country. And by his numbers things are scary, only 400 individuals are controlling the money out of 200 million people. Yikes! (Link to the article on the above title)

    03.06.11

    Charlie Sheen v Muammar Gaddafi: whose line is it anyway?

    I got 8 out of 10.. momma should be so proud!

    03.02.11
    What happened to my fellow dudes? This is embarrassing! Less competition for me then ;)

    What happened to my fellow dudes? This is embarrassing! Less competition for me then ;)

    02.27.11

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    Speaking of bi-polar issues today is snowing in Burbank! So let’s think of elfs, hot chocolate and sing christmas carols in front of that old decomposed christmas tree.. It’s a christmas miracle people!

    Wait, we’re days away from March.. then is a mother natures miracle!

    "

    02.26.11

    The best movie trailer for a movie you will never see…

    02.26.11
     
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