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    Welcome to JavierOrtiz.com
    Blogging about Television, Film, Music, Random News, Art & Photography.
    I'm a writer / comedian / producer / voice over artist based in Los Angeles, CA.

    Spankin' new Soundgarden

    This is title “Black Rain” from their upcoming greatest hits album title Telephantasm. 

    08.08.10

    The piggy sure enjoys those car rides..

    08.06.10

    Portland lemonade stand runs into health inspectors

    I’m glad government officials are finally cracking down into these so-called lemon stands. Who knows, maybe they are just the storefront for more illegal activities like barbie swaps or Dora the Explorer trading cards schemes. 

    08.06.10

    Classic Tetris World Championship Coming to Los Angeles

    I’m glad my Tetris skills are going to come in handy.. fame and fortune here I come!!!

    08.03.10

    Italy names 'Miss Chubby' beauty queen

    Seems like the italians are way ahead of us..

    08.02.10

    FBI access to e-mail, Web data raises privacy fear

    This is fantastic, you know how much money we all are going to be saving if we have someone else going through our junk mail? Goodbye Nigerian business plans, Fake UPS shipments and cheap online pharmacies! & Hello Freedom!

    08.01.10

    Interesting concept, hopefully better than last year’s awful Paranormal Activity.

    08.01.10

    Is Your Detergent Stalking You?

    Great news!! another way to stalk people…

    07.30.10

    J-Lo in American Idol?

    Huh.. and I thought this show was canceled years ago..

    07.29.10

    Obama in The View

    I’m glad this media whore works hard for the money, is not like the country is in crisis or anything. Do some work Mr. President, actual work, doing too much talk about “doing work” will not get you too far. 

    http://www.tvguide.com/News/Obama-Appears-View-1021146.aspx?rss=breakingnews

    07.29.10

    "There are only two right kinds of M&M’s: original and peanuts. Everything else is fake."

    — Javier O.
    07.29.10

    Haha Cafe..

    Just came back from performing at an open mic show in NoHo.. so happy to be on stage again after a month absence.. thanks for throwing me back into the water Emily, really need it..

    07.28.10

    Keeping it fresh & easy with Benedict!

    Can’t quite figure out if this is funny or just plain sad??

    07.28.10

    Soundgarden in Chi-town!

    Come on you punks, play LA already.. we do it better out here anyway :)~

    07.28.10

    Lindsay Lindsay..

    I been sick of hearing about her years ago.. I don’t wish her to die either, because the media will transform her image into a martyr that starred in one amazing film.. which then will be hearing about her for eternity..

    07.25.10
     
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