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CPR (Crazy Puerto Rican)

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    Blogging about Television, Film, Music, Random News, Art & Photography.
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    Private Prisons Spend Millions On Lobbying To Put More People In Jail

    The greatest business plan ever! Put all your citizens behind bars while someone can make tons of money doing?!! oh yea all our citizens are behind bars.. who’s going to be working then.. Idiots!!!!!!!!

    06.23.11

    Dancing Dog does Merengue / Salsa

    Are you kidding me? A dog can dance better than I do!!! This is BS! I think I seen it all at this point.. 

    06.14.11

    Catfight at Trader Joe's over frozen noodles!!!

    Seems like something’s missing in this story. They keep claiming this lady is 37 years old. I’m 31 and she looks like she can be my grandma.. funny how people still lies about their age..

    06.14.11

    RAW VIDEO: LeBraon & D-Wade Mock Dirk's Sickness

    Karma was a bitch to you two on last game.. keep on talking trash and make fun of ill people..

    06.11.11

    Oregon woman develops foreign accent after surgery

    Finally people will believe me when I tell them the story behind my accent..

    06.05.11

    Opening credits for SNL-Japan… if only I can learn Japanese quick, then maybe this is my way in..

    06.05.11

    Foo Fighters new single Walk, possibly one of their best songs yet!

    06.02.11

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    3:15pm Pacific time.. That’s how long I’ll be waiting for this rapture non-sense.. if it doesn’t happen by 3:15pm then that means is time to continue living life.. either that or I’m stuck in hell with all you fuckers!

    05.21.11

    Beastie Boys are back with another round of “Fight For Your Rights to Party”, 25 years later..

    05.11.11

    Kobe Byrant’s Post Game Meltdown

    05.11.11
     
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