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CPR (Crazy Puerto Rican)

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    Welcome to JavierOrtiz.com
    Blogging about Television, Film, Music, Random News, Art & Photography.
    I'm a writer / comedian / producer / voice over artist based in Los Angeles, CA.

    Our boy Charlie Day is finally a lead in a movie and it looks promising…

    05.11.11

    Party Down: the Movie?

    This better be promising, unlike the proposed Entourage movie..

    05.10.11

    The Oral History of Magnitude, the Party Machine of 'Community'

    Greatest catch phrase character on a sitcom in recent memory..

    05.06.11
    Bin Laden’s last Facebook post.. pobrecito!

    Bin Laden’s last Facebook post.. pobrecito!

    05.05.11

    Lessons in social media: The fake Martin Luther King Jr. quote

    Ha! This is so funny and embarrassing for many of you.. keep quoting people, next time will be Snookie that might have said the most profound and meaningful message.

    05.04.11
    05.02.11

    10 years makes a big difference…

    With the news of Osama’s death, is been so long since I have heard people chanting “USA” with such enthusiasm and patriotism. And the streets of Hollywood were full of that tonight. 

    And it gets me thinking, what happened in the last ten years? It really took our country almost ten years to come together. There has not been a positive event other than sports to bring everyone alike with pride.

     But taking a closer look, exactly ten years ago and today seems like history is repeating itself:

    • an unpopular president gets a spiked in approval ratings due to an Al-Qaeda event.
    • bad economic recession .
    • Apple releases something called iTunes and iPod. 
    • a shitty film titled The Fast and the Furious is the number one box office film for Universal Studios that year. 
    05.01.11

    "Now that Osama is dead who is going to be America’s number one enemy?"

    —
    05.01.11

    Homeless man robs Tampa bank, gives money away

    Note to self: stop been judgmental toward the hobos, they might share their wealth with me someday..

    05.01.11

    "Does anyone else feel like Royal Weddings are the closest we are going to get to the celebration at the end of Star Wars?"

    — Joey Clift - the butcher
    04.29.11
     
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