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CPR (Crazy Puerto Rican)

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    Welcome to JavierOrtiz.com
    Blogging about Television, Film, Music, Random News, Art & Photography.
    I'm a writer / comedian / producer / voice over artist based in Los Angeles, CA.

    Madonna demands workers avoid eye contact, face the wall

    Trust me, no problem on this.. I really don’t want to look at your ugly face, as a matter of fact I’ll leave the room altogether since is not big enough due to your giant ego..

    09.15.11

    Oversize Man Sues White Castle Over Seats

    Whatever happened to “dieting” ??? Gotta love human greed…

    09.12.11

    Today is the anniversary of 9/11. Yet, as everyone remember the tragic events, all I can think of is about my own tragedy. Today happens to be also the birthday and the anniversary of the most important person my life has ever come across. It breaks my heart over and over as I try to justify how we got to this point and why this person has so much hatred toward me.

    Yet, why do I cared so much? And why someone so mature as she claimed to be thinks that by erasing me and all of our mutual friends from Facebook is going to solve the only disagreement we ever had? I just hope someday she finally comes clean and explains her bizarre behavior.

    09.11.11

    Nike's 'Back to The Future' Shoes Climb Above $3,500 Apiece

    Thanks for nothing, rich idiots!

    But those shoes will be mine, MINE!

    09.10.11

    "9/10/11, today’s date means only good things, now if I can only believe it…"

    09.10.11

    A promo for the Back to the Future shoes..

    09.09.11

    Nike releases famed 'Back to the Future' shoe

    Yes! Yes!! Yes!!! Best news of the decade!!!

    09.09.11

    tumblrbot submitted: WHAT IS YOUR EARLIEST HUMAN MEMORY?

    I used to have a hard time differentiating between my mom and my youngest aunt, they did look alive when I was a year old

    09.08.11

    Meowsy McDermott, cat lawyer, delivering the greatest one liner of the week..

    09.08.11

    This is the re-creation of NYC by an autistic person after a 20 min helicopter ride… incredible, right? 

    (via magalomania)

    Tagged: autism, art, .
    patrickharris   142849 ♥ 09.06.11

    "Labor Day… in a perfect world this two words will exactly means that, a day to work while the rest of the year everyone is off."

    — J Ortiz
    09.05.11
    No wonder everyone is fat in the USA, they over-work to death!

    No wonder everyone is fat in the USA, they over-work to death!

    09.05.11
    Can’t wait to be fat like this guy, and then I’ll be a big timer!

    Can’t wait to be fat like this guy, and then I’ll be a big timer!

    08.13.11

    Texas Gov. Perry jumps into 2012 Republican race

    Is time for a three party system in this country.. I don’t know how many times I said it. We can’t go back to the same BS.. It’s time to try something different…….

    08.13.11

    Finally a sequel with substance.. yes I’m looking at you The Hangover and your terrible sequel.. maybe learn a thing or two from these guys before making a third one..

    08.12.11
     
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