Welcome to JavierOrtiz.com Blogging about Television, Film, Music, Random News, Art & Photography. I’m a writer / comedian / producer / voice over artist based in Los Angeles, CA.CPR (Crazy Puerto Rican)Tumblr (3.0; @javierortiz)http://javierortiz.com/"A human being should be able to change a diaper, plan an invasion, butcher a hog, conn a ship,..."“A human being should be able to change a diaper, plan an invasion, butcher a hog, conn a ship, design a building, write a sonnet, balance accounts, build a wall, set a bone, comfort the dying, take orders, give orders, cooperate, act alone, solve equations, analyze a new problem, pitch manure, program a computer, cook a tasty meal, fight efficiently, die gallantly. Specialization is for insects.”<br/><br/> - <em>Robert A. Heinlein</em>http://javierortiz.com/post/24057372835http://javierortiz.com/post/24057372835Wed, 30 May 2012 03:54:29 -0700These clowns predicted back in 1994 some technology by the name...<iframe width="400" height="300" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/JBEtPQDQNcI?wmode=transparent&autohide=1&egm=0&hd=1&iv_load_policy=3&modestbranding=1&rel=0&showinfo=0&showsearch=0" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe><br/><br/><p><strong>These clowns predicted back in 1994 some technology by the name of “tablet”.. yea like that would ever take off! Nerds!</strong></p>http://javierortiz.com/post/23993016131http://javierortiz.com/post/23993016131Tue, 29 May 2012 05:03:00 -0700Birthday Blood.. (Taken with instagram)<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m4pjodAvW51qbwf52o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>Birthday Blood.. (Taken with <a href="http://instagr.am" target="_blank">instagram</a>)</p>http://javierortiz.com/post/23898473757http://javierortiz.com/post/23898473757Sun, 27 May 2012 17:50:37 -0700Photo<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m48sbrrPTP1r4kxexo1_400.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m48sbrrPTP1r4kxexo2_400.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m48sbrrPTP1r4kxexo3_400.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m48sbrrPTP1r4kxexo4_400.gif"/><br/> <br/>http://javierortiz.com/post/23468635003http://javierortiz.com/post/23468635003Sun, 20 May 2012 23:15:57 -0700Taken with instagram<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m4cqk8hJVN1qbwf52o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>Taken with <a href="http://instagr.am" target="_blank">instagram</a></p>http://javierortiz.com/post/23459178384http://javierortiz.com/post/23459178384Sun, 20 May 2012 19:50:32 -0700More reservoir (Taken with instagram)<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m4cqhykG471qbwf52o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>More reservoir (Taken with <a href="http://instagr.am" target="_blank">instagram</a>)</p>http://javierortiz.com/post/23459092421http://javierortiz.com/post/23459092421Sun, 20 May 2012 19:49:09 -0700More eclipse.. (Taken with instagram)<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m4cmnlEMfO1qbwf52o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>More eclipse.. (Taken with <a href="http://instagr.am" target="_blank">instagram</a>)</p>http://javierortiz.com/post/23453671182http://javierortiz.com/post/23453671182Sun, 20 May 2012 18:26:09 -0700Eclipse from my balcony (Taken with instagram)<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m4cmj8sY4a1qbwf52o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>Eclipse from my balcony (Taken with <a href="http://instagr.am" target="_blank">instagram</a>)</p>http://javierortiz.com/post/23453498791http://javierortiz.com/post/23453498791Sun, 20 May 2012 18:23:31 -0700Taken with instagram<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m4b6pkuUJv1qbwf52o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>Taken with <a href="http://instagr.am" target="_blank">instagram</a></p>http://javierortiz.com/post/23400868567http://javierortiz.com/post/23400868567Sat, 19 May 2012 23:44:08 -0700Dancing like no one is watching (Taken with instagram)<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m4b6d3Mh4s1qbwf52o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>Dancing like no one is watching (Taken with <a href="http://instagr.am" target="_blank">instagram</a>)</p>http://javierortiz.com/post/23400636511http://javierortiz.com/post/23400636511Sat, 19 May 2012 23:36:38 -0700Taken with instagram<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m4asmwbEdb1qbwf52o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>Taken with <a href="http://instagr.am" target="_blank">instagram</a></p>http://javierortiz.com/post/23385653153http://javierortiz.com/post/23385653153Sat, 19 May 2012 18:40:07 -0700BETTER OFF DEAD OR WHY QUITTING THE MOVIE INDUSTRY WAS MY PATH TO SALVATION<a href="http://www.vice.com/read/better-off-dead-0000188-v19n4">BETTER OFF DEAD OR WHY QUITTING THE MOVIE INDUSTRY WAS MY PATH TO SALVATION</a>: <p><img height="640" src="http://assets.vice.com/content-images/contentimage/no-slug/7916b0a45135c2527d941c4631946998.jpg" width="287"/></p> <p>My hero Bobcat Goldthwait always saying it as it is.. and if you haven’t seen his latest flick title God Bless America, then do yourself a favor and watch it because its really good..</p>http://javierortiz.com/post/23122725210http://javierortiz.com/post/23122725210Tue, 15 May 2012 14:25:24 -0700Freddie Mercury to join Queen anniversary through hologram<a href="http://now.msn.com/living/0514-msnnow-mercury-ep096a.aspx">Freddie Mercury to join Queen anniversary through hologram</a>: <p><img height="290" src="http://files.myopera.com/mor8487/albums/9931362/freddiemercury.gif" width="400"/></p> <p><strong>Thanks hologram 2-Pac! Now this is going to be the new norm, isn’t? You know, if you were not lucky enough to see them alive the first time around well too bad, its called life.. There is plenty of video footage archived for future generations. But this whole hologram experience is another pathetic excuse to make money from poor losers with no life..</strong></p>http://javierortiz.com/post/23093464978http://javierortiz.com/post/23093464978Tue, 15 May 2012 00:02:24 -0700"By flipping a coin” and that’s how I solve life’s important questions.. and is..."““By flipping a coin” and that’s how I solve life’s important questions.. and is working out great!”<br/><br/> - <em><strong>J Ortiz</strong></em>http://javierortiz.com/post/23060474845http://javierortiz.com/post/23060474845Mon, 14 May 2012 14:54:02 -0700Let there be light.. (Taken with instagram)<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m406hqCuTz1qbwf52o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>Let there be light.. (Taken with <a href="http://instagr.am" target="_blank">instagram</a>)</p>http://javierortiz.com/post/23029560950http://javierortiz.com/post/23029560950Mon, 14 May 2012 01:05:50 -0700Photo<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m3yhcljyN71qbwf52o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/>http://javierortiz.com/post/22962166763http://javierortiz.com/post/22962166763Sun, 13 May 2012 03:05:09 -0700Tv pilot ADR.. (Taken with instagram)<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m3thy1FysZ1qbwf52o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>Tv pilot ADR.. (Taken with <a href="http://instagr.am" target="_blank">instagram</a>)</p>http://javierortiz.com/post/22786098724http://javierortiz.com/post/22786098724Thu, 10 May 2012 10:30:01 -0700This happened… (Taken with instagram)<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m3sc7sKHJs1qbwf52o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>This happened… (Taken with <a href="http://instagr.am" target="_blank">instagram</a>)</p>http://javierortiz.com/post/22757879552http://javierortiz.com/post/22757879552Wed, 09 May 2012 19:28:40 -0700Back to the Future meets Dr. Who..<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m3pyibzJgd1r735yco1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><strong>Back to the Future meets Dr. Who..</strong></p>http://javierortiz.com/post/22711945529http://javierortiz.com/post/22711945529Wed, 09 May 2012 04:59:05 -0700Photo<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m3oyzr4GOB1roba31o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/>http://javierortiz.com/post/22647112916http://javierortiz.com/post/22647112916Tue, 08 May 2012 04:06:14 -0700