Welcome to JavierOrtiz.com Blogging about Television, Film, Music, Random News, Art & Photography. I’m a writer / comedian / producer / voice over artist based in Los Angeles, CA.Tumblr (3.0; @javierortiz)http://javierortiz.com/<img src="http://28.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lzrmy5KXoD1r5opsso3_250.png"/><br/> ice town costs ice clown town crown<br/><br/> <img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lzrmy5KXoD1r5opsso2_250.png"/><br/> he could get it ngl, i'm an eyebrow girl<br/><br/> <img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lzrmy5KXoD1r5opsso1_250.png"/><br/> aww you and your human nuggets<br/><br/> <img src="http://30.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lzrmy5KXoD1r5opsso4_250.png"/><br/> !!!!!!!!!!<br/><br/> <img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lzrmy5KXoD1r5opsso5_250.png"/><br/> i feel like betty and jodi rocked this<br/><br/> <img src="http://30.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lzrmy5KXoD1r5opsso6_250.png"/><br/> back when he was szekely<br/><br/> <img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lzrmy5KXoD1r5opsso9_250.png"/><br/> bright abbott: only blonde guy i'd bonk<br/><br/> <img src="http://26.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lzrmy5KXoD1r5opsso8_250.png"/><br/> looking exactly the same<br/><br/> <img src="http://27.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lzrmy5KXoD1r5opsso7_250.png"/><br/> what an adorable little lesbian<br/><br/> <p>Parks and Rec….</p>http://javierortiz.com/post/18092088737http://javierortiz.com/post/18092088737Wed, 22 Feb 2012 14:33:08 -0800<img src="http://28.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lzstaj85VQ1qbwf52o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/>http://javierortiz.com/post/18069838890http://javierortiz.com/post/18069838890Wed, 22 Feb 2012 06:23:07 -0800<embed type="application/x-shockwave-flash" src="http://assets.tumblr.com/swf/audio_player_black.swf?audio_file=http://www.tumblr.com/audio_file/18064528546/tumblr_lzmha3C7ZE1qane5y&color=FFFFFF" height="27" width="207" quality="best" wmode="opaque"></embed><br/><br/><p><em><img height="274" src="http://www.seinfeld-fan.net/pictures/george/george_costanza015.jpg" width="410"/></em></p> <p><em>George Costanza’s answering machine.</em></p> <blockquote> <blockquote></blockquote> </blockquote>http://javierortiz.com/post/18064528546http://javierortiz.com/post/18064528546Wed, 22 Feb 2012 02:03:58 -0800<a href="http://www.avclub.com/articles/community-will-return-on-march-15,69712/">Community will return on March 15 </a>: <p><img height="325" src="http://media.avclub.com/images/articles/article/69/69712/comm_jpg_627x325_crop_upscale_q85.jpg" width="450"/></p> <p>Better tune in!</p>http://javierortiz.com/post/18026534772http://javierortiz.com/post/18026534772Tue, 21 Feb 2012 13:07:15 -0800<a href="http://www.engadget.com/2012/02/21/tasers-on-officer-cameras-catch-you-in-the-act-right-to-remain/">New on-officer cameras will catch you in the act</a>: <p><img height="337" src="http://www.blogcdn.com/www.engadget.com/media/2012/02/2012-02-19taser-officer-cam.jpg" width="400"/></p> <p>Great! Another way to make easy cash in dumb lawsuits is going away.. I guess that means we have to work then..</p>http://javierortiz.com/post/18006135630http://javierortiz.com/post/18006135630Tue, 21 Feb 2012 03:51:27 -0800<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lz42ogWhgz1rp8rowo2_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://29.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lz42ogWhgz1rp8rowo3_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://28.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lz42ogWhgz1rp8rowo4_400.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://29.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lz42ogWhgz1rp8rowo5_400.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://26.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lz42ogWhgz1rp8rowo6_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://29.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lz42ogWhgz1rp8rowo7_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://27.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lz42ogWhgz1rp8rowo8_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://27.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lz42ogWhgz1rp8rowo9_500.png"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://28.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lz42ogWhgz1rp8rowo10_400.jpg"/><br/> <br/><p>Technology is awesome!</p>http://javierortiz.com/post/17816547326http://javierortiz.com/post/17816547326Sat, 18 Feb 2012 03:11:00 -0800<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lzhly6GzLV1qbwf52o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/>http://javierortiz.com/post/17709374033http://javierortiz.com/post/17709374033Thu, 16 Feb 2012 05:10:54 -0800<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lzgnnmIKj01qzpwi0o1_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lzgnnmIKj01qzpwi0o2_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://30.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lzgnnmIKj01qzpwi0o3_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://tumblr.thedailywh.at/post/17684643561/optical-illusion-of-the-day-to-promote-the" target="_blank">thedailywhat</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><strong>Optical Illusion of the Day:</strong> To promote the “psychologically and physically thrilling” <a href="http://www.altontowers.com/nemesis-sub-terra/" target="_blank">Nemesis Sub-Terra ride</a> set to open next month at Alton Towers Resort, artist Andrew Walker was commissioned to design an equally psychologically and physically thrilling 3D illusion for an elevator at the Southside Shopping Centre in the south London district of Wandsworth.</p> <p>“When creating the illusion inside the lift we considered some our most common fears including heights, darkness and claustrophobia that are also a core part of the new attraction,” <a href="http://www.mymodernmet.com/profiles/blogs/elevator-illusion-shock-unsuspecting-london-shoppers" target="_blank">said Alton Towers spokeswoman Katherine Duckworth</a>. “The reactions of the public were fascinating and we can’t wait to see what happens when people come and experience the new attraction for the first time.”</p> </blockquote>http://javierortiz.com/post/17708984106http://javierortiz.com/post/17708984106Thu, 16 Feb 2012 04:53:11 -0800<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lz2j6bTobM1r1fs1xo1_500.png"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://29.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lz2j6bTobM1r1fs1xo2_500.png"/><br/> <br/>http://javierortiz.com/post/17629119280http://javierortiz.com/post/17629119280Tue, 14 Feb 2012 16:05:46 -0800<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lzd62zjlUI1qzpwi0o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://tumblr.thedailywh.at/post/17590597840/today-on-tdw-geek-above-mattel-finally" target="_blank">thedailywhat</a>:</p> <blockquote> <h2><strong>Today On TDW: Geek —</strong></h2> <ul><li><strong>Above:</strong> Mattel finally releasing <a href="http://geeks.thedailywh.at/2012/02/13/back-to-the-future-hoverboard-irl-of-the-day/" target="_blank">official <em>Back to the Future 2</em> hoverboard replica</a>.</li> </ul><ul><li>Reddit bids a not-so-fond farewell <a href="http://geeks.thedailywh.at/2012/02/13/reddit-child-pornography-ban-of-the-day/" target="_blank">to Pedobear</a>.</li> </ul><ul><li>SHOCKER: Woolly mammoth video <a href="http://geeks.thedailywh.at/2012/02/13/follow-up-of-the-day-woolly-mammoth-video-is-a-hoax/" target="_blank">a hoax</a>.</li> </ul><ul><li>The first 40 minutes <a href="http://geeks.thedailywh.at/2012/02/13/mass-effect-3-gameplay-video-of-the-day/" target="_blank">of <em>Mass Effect 3</em></a>.</li> </ul><ul><li><em>Beetlejuice</em> sequel <a href="http://geeks.thedailywh.at/2012/02/13/beetlejuice-sequel-news-of-the-day/" target="_blank">a “priority” for Tim Burton</a>, Warner Bros.</li> </ul><ul><li>Lego’s Lord of the Rings sets <a href="http://geeks.thedailywh.at/2012/02/13/lego-lord-of-the-rings-preview-of-the-day/" target="_blank">spotted in the wild</a>. See Also: First look <a href="http://geeks.thedailywh.at/2012/02/13/lego-avengers-of-the-day/" target="_blank">at <em>Avengers</em> Lego sets</a>.</li> </ul><ul><li>TARDIS-themed <a href="http://geeks.thedailywh.at/2012/02/13/doctor-who-valentine-of-the-day/" target="_blank">Valentine’s Day card</a>; <em>Game of Thrones</em>-themed <a href="http://geeks.thedailywh.at/2012/02/13/game-of-thrones-valentines-of-the-day/" target="_blank">Valentine’s Day cards</a>.</li> </ul><ul><li>Dr. Seuss-inspired <a href="http://geeks.thedailywh.at/2012/02/13/seuss-inspired-taxidermy-of-the-day/" target="_blank">taxidermied animal heads</a>.</li> </ul><ul><li>(Not) George R.R. Martin <a href="http://geeks.thedailywh.at/2012/02/13/story-time-with-george-r-r-martin-of-the-day/" target="_blank">reads to children</a>.</li> </ul><ul><li>A DIY AirSoft gun <a href="http://geeks.thedailywh.at/2012/02/13/diy-airsoft-machine-gun-of-the-day/" target="_blank">that costs $15 to make</a>.</li> </ul></blockquote>http://javierortiz.com/post/17605641032http://javierortiz.com/post/17605641032Tue, 14 Feb 2012 05:29:16 -0800<img src="http://29.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lzdxbxgyCz1qbwf52o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/>http://javierortiz.com/post/17605581969http://javierortiz.com/post/17605581969Tue, 14 Feb 2012 05:26:21 -0800<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lzdus4wXi31qbwf52o1_400.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>Happy Valentine’s from this family…</p>http://javierortiz.com/post/17604507025http://javierortiz.com/post/17604507025Tue, 14 Feb 2012 04:31:16 -0800<img src="http://28.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lw5f8cbSwG1qfjjglo1_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://29.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lw5f8cbSwG1qfjjglo5_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://29.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lw5f8cbSwG1qfjjglo3_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://28.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lw5f8cbSwG1qfjjglo2_r1_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lw5f8cbSwG1qfjjglo4_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://27.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lw5f8cbSwG1qfjjglo6_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://26.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lw5f8cbSwG1qfjjglo7_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lw5f8cbSwG1qfjjglo8_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/>http://javierortiz.com/post/17548188352http://javierortiz.com/post/17548188352Mon, 13 Feb 2012 04:03:35 -0800<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lz8adxezGo1qbwf52o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/>http://javierortiz.com/post/17421426679http://javierortiz.com/post/17421426679Sat, 11 Feb 2012 04:22:45 -0800<img src="http://26.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lz6avhNU8U1qbwf52o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>Amen! </p>http://javierortiz.com/post/17366980573http://javierortiz.com/post/17366980573Fri, 10 Feb 2012 02:38:05 -0800<a href="http://losangeles.cbslocal.com/2012/02/08/la-county-oks-1000-fine-for-throwing-football-frisbee-on-beaches/">LA County OKs Hefty Fine For Throwing Football, Frisbee On Beaches</a>: <p><img height="400" src="http://www.dogbreedinfo.com/images5/AmazingAir_Baron.jpg" width="500"/></p> <p>It’s about time, this so-called games are bad for the public’s health.. might as well stay inside and get fat.. I “Love” that the government always look out for my well being!</p>http://javierortiz.com/post/17335109384http://javierortiz.com/post/17335109384Thu, 09 Feb 2012 13:55:34 -0800<img src="http://29.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lz4lv7KCWf1qbwf52o1_400.jpg"/><br/><br/>http://javierortiz.com/post/17315997401http://javierortiz.com/post/17315997401Thu, 09 Feb 2012 04:40:19 -0800<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lz2vnkUlDS1qbwf52o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/>http://javierortiz.com/post/17263714898http://javierortiz.com/post/17263714898Wed, 08 Feb 2012 06:16:32 -0800<img src="http://29.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lz2h2bKSS71qbwf52o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/>http://javierortiz.com/post/17258137638http://javierortiz.com/post/17258137638Wed, 08 Feb 2012 01:01:23 -0800<a href="http://news.yahoo.com/blogs/sideshow/bacon-shake-latest-entry-fried-food-renaissance-175523130.html">Bacon Shake latest innovation in the fried food renaissance</a>: <p><img height="233" src="http://l.yimg.com/bt/api/res/1.2/wYmkh99sh3daA9tF5E3Ndg--/YXBwaWQ9eW5ld3M7cT04NTt3PTMxMA--/http://media.zenfs.com/en/blogs/thesideshow/bacon-shake.jpg" width="310"/></p> <p>Finally, the heaven’s are speaking deliciousness.. </p>http://javierortiz.com/post/17234532839http://javierortiz.com/post/17234532839Tue, 07 Feb 2012 16:00:32 -0800